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Heal My Ass Review

Reviewed: 2009-02-05
Quick site rank and complete review of Heal My Ass | Categories: European, Reality

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Our Rating: 84/100

Quality of Content: 23/25

Purchase Value: 14/20

Leased/Own Content: 15/15

Update Frequency: 7/10

Content Variety: 8/10

Tour Promises/Reality: 5/5

Originality: 9/10

Navigation: 3/5


Images: yes

Live Shows / Chat: yes

Streaming Video: yes

Downloadable Video: yes

User Rating For HealMyAss

User Rating: 51/100 - based on 66 votes.

Price & Payment Options

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Standard price: $29.99 (30 days, recurring at $29.99 / 30 days)

3 Months

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Standard price: $69.99 (90 days, non recurring)

12 Months

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Standard price: $95.40 (365 days, non recurring)

Tour Promises

HealMyAss.com promises a new episode every week, high-quality videos and pictures, and 100% exclusive movies.

My Opinion About HealMyAss


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I'm not sure that having a thick 9-inch dick slammed up my tender butt would ever heal it, but apparently it's just what the babes on Heal My Ass need. This site, from the Torbe Network, features the resident Doctor Schmutz with his schlong always up to the task of anal probing.

As a HealMyAss member you get access to 24 sites that are part of the same network. StreetBribes, TorbeHomemade and TorbeInArgentina are a few of the sites and the others are largely reality and fetish sites. There are also tons of non-exclusive extras and even some DVD titles. One thing is for sure, you won't be running out of porn with this membership.

The members' page is filled with all the network sites. You'll need to either link to the site thumbnail on the left side of the page, or click the site thumbnail when you browse content. You'll find 21 episodes at the moment and while there aren't content dates on the HealMyAss page, the site does add new episodes weekly.

You get sets of screencaps and also sets of digital photos that you can download in .zip files. There are around 70 images in a set and while the 600x400 pictures area bit small for collectors, they are a good size for viewing online. You get some good solo model shots, but most of the photos focus on the hardcore.

When it comes to hardcore, the movies are what you'll want to be downloading. There are Windows Media clips, but all the films are offered in full-length and in multiple formats including WMV (2200kbps, 1280x720), QuickTime (1900kbps, 360x288), iPod (874kbps, 512x384) and MPEG (1800kbps, 352x288). The stuff here is pretty gimmicky, but then that's why it's reality porn. In these films the typical scenario includes the good doctor opening his office up for pussy and ass. Some of the lovely patients are blinded by bandages, some are naughty nuns, and most are delicious sluts eager to land themselves a doctor and who will do anything it takes to do so. I was actually quite taken by surprise by the films I watched. One started with a short, experimental black & white clip, telling us of the dark and mysterious background of Dr. Schmutz. The music is eerie, the dude is creepy, his office is more like the sexual laboratory of a mad doctor. He introduces the next movie, it cuts to black and then fade up on the doctor as he is sleeping. Movies tend to have these really whacky, but humorous storylines that always manage to end up in hot sex with gorgeous European chicks.

Final Verdict

Fans of the reality niche will not only be turned on by the super hot babes on Heal My Ass, but they're likely to get a real get a kick out of the gimmicky storylines. The set-ups are completely original and you can't help but get the feeling that the models are all having great fun doing these films. This atmosphere trickles into the hardcore making it hotter than perhaps it might otherwise be. You won't find the pizza delivery man here, but you will find the mad as a hatter Doctor satiating his ferocious appetite for hardcore.


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Standard price: $69.99 (90 days, non recurring)

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TorbeNetwork Network Sites

Date Site Name Description Rating
2009-05-06TorbeNetworkReality, amateur and glamour hardcore from Spanish filmmaker Torbe.88
2009-02-05HealMyAssMad for ass, Dr. Schmutz exams beautiful hos in the privacy of his office.84
2009-03-09TorbeCouplesHot, amateur couples get their first taste for sex on camera.82
2010-02-12FrenchAmateurSexFrench chicks throw their inhibitions aside and have a hardcore blast.80
2009-04-17PriestDamianSchool chicks are seduced by an older and very horny Priest.80
2008-08-25FreakBukkakeSpanish sluts suck, fuck and end up drinking spermshakes from glasses.78
2008-08-25TorbeHighClassSexy Europeans use fingers and toys to pleasure their horny pussies.77
2008-08-25TorbeGirlsReality-style approach to hardcore with sexy Spanish babes.77
2008-08-25TorbeCZHorny Czech babes will do any guy, including Torbe.74
2008-08-25TorbeInArgentinaPOV movies with cute Argentinean chicks.74
2008-08-25TorrenteXXXTwo lucky pranksters pose as cops in order to bed sexy amateur sluts.70

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Average score on other review sites : 69/100


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